Once upon a time in Wisconsin. There was man who promised his wife that loved him very much, that he would come downstairs and give her kisses.
He never came downstairs to give her the kisses.
She died a sorrowful, broken hearted death.
272 kabillion people came to her funeral and kicked the man really hard for not giving her the kisses.
P.S.--He came downstairs and gave me some kisses. HE HE HE